He didn’t choose the night. The night chose him.
Our Drunkin’ Armadillo Tee features our favorite little Texas troublemaker... belly up, Lone Star in hand, living his best slightly irresponsible life.
This one’s for tailgates that go long, rodeo weekends that get loud, “One more round” decisions, and friends who shouldn’t have been trusted with the aux!
Printed on a soft, breathable cotton/poly tee with a relaxed unisex fit, this Texas graphic t-shirt is made for heat, hangovers, and hill country nights.
It’s bold. It’s a little wild.
Just like the stories you’ll tell in it.
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Features (or what makes it worth every penny):
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Fabric: 60% combed ring-spun cotton / 40% polyester which makes it soft and strong, just like a Texas handshake
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Collar: Set-in CVC 1×1 baby rib crew neck with a tear-away label so holds its shape even after a hard days work and several washes
- Cut & construction: Side seams for better fit, laundered fabric so shrinkage is less of a jerk
Because our shirts are made to order in Boerne Texas, you can feel good knowing we keep minimal waste and maximum care for each piece.
Sizes from XSmall - 3XLarge.
Perfect for Texas locals, Boerne visitors, and anyone who loves hill country style.
